Meh

Lately I have just plateaued. I seriously exercise everyday. The problem is that I like to eat a lot also. I feel like I am on a hamster wheel. I have a lot of friends and acquaintances that have done the HCG diet. I am not really into injecting myself with pregnant woman hormones because I don't want to develop a mucus plug. Also, if I only ate 500 calories a day, I would probably lose a pound a day as well. They tell me things, with the mouths attached to their ashen faces,like "You get the other energy from the shot!' or 'I am not hungry at all' or 'gurgle gurgle bleg mur'. I usually help them pick up some of their hair that fell out and tell them they are pretty.

So, that is not an option. My only option for continual weight loss is exercise and calorie reduction. I have been getting at 6 in the morning and going to the gym. I run about 5-6 miles on the treadmill. It is a good way to start the day. Then I have a healthy breakfast. I usually can make it to a healthy lunch, but by dinner-time I am at KFC ordering an entire bucket of extra crispy, or I am eating a pan of brownies. Why is hunger so hard to deal with? Why are some of my friends total fucking pigs that eat non-stop and never gain a pound? Sometimes I have to remember that more than half the world would be glad to have this as their main problem.

Hey People,
Shut up about Swine flu. The regular flu kills tons more people than the pig kind. My work is caught up in the frenzy as well. Thanks media for creating this false crisis!

Today I saw a morbidly obese man on a jazzy on redwood road. Everything in the preceding sentence makes me sad.

One more thing, if you are in the mood to eat semi-good pizza and be made uncomfortable by persistent and earnest pirate acting, head out to Pirate Island Pizza. Also. they have a blog

Love,

Tyra

Hero

I have a hero. His name is Wade Chamberlain. Wade went from a hefty lad to a hot lean man in about a year and a half. He did not have surgery. He literally worked his ass off.

This was what Wade looked like at the start of his journey.



This is about a year ago



A couple weeks ago, I went to St George and cheered Wade on, as he participated in a triathlon. Wade is a lean mean running machine now.





Good job Wade. I am really proud of you. My friend Pete and I are both friends with Wade. Pete and I have been friends for life. Both of us have gone through different phases of fatterness and skinnierness. Currently, we are both a little chubby. (I know I am because my old navy jeans wear holes in the crotch where my legs rub together.) Pete and I have both been doing myfooddiary.com. He does not know this, but we are in a secret contest. I am going to visit him in September, and I want him to feel really bad when he sees how much more weight I have lost than him. Suck on that Pete.

Also, triathlons are a little dumb.

I am a liar

I decided that this blog still needs to be about how I am a fat ass because I have gained 15 pounds since september. I moved to Provo and was reminded of all the good places to eat here and I have been eating out every fucking meal. I eat at El Azteca three times a week. It is toooooo delicious. I am going to embrace weight watchers again. I am going to take a three pronged approach. Nicorette, Weight watchers, and Alli. You can keep your judgements to yourself! Nicorette really works as an appetite suppressant and I am totally jonesing for cigarettes so it is better than that. I saw a number on the scale this morning that I was not happy about. There is no reason why I cannot get down to where I want to be. My foster Schnauzer is always giving me disapproving looks when he sees me naked, and I can't handle his disapproval.

We've only just begun

Is it just me or is Karen's hair really heavy to her in this video?

Really bad fan video to really great song

Just cuz

Jesus